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Trip down the dump to get rid of our TV… the ol’ bastard was big enough to live in.RIP Guz’s ten year old TV that we bought of him for £50 five years ago. You were massive and shit, but greatly loved.

Trip down the dump to get rid of our TV… the ol’ bastard was big enough to live in.

RIP Guz’s ten year old TV that we bought of him for £50 five years ago. You were massive and shit, but greatly loved.

My missus bought me a Cthulhu balaclava for my Birthday! I’d wear it forever if it wasn’t so fucking hot!

My missus bought me a Cthulhu balaclava for my Birthday! I’d wear it forever if it wasn’t so fucking hot!

ebillavirus asked: So what exactly is your super long name?

Haha!
Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash.
It was a hoax though that me and a couple friends sorted. Never actually did it, got radio interviews as far as Dubai, in every newspaper imaginable, in a shitload of blogs and podcasts, even got PAID £100 for one article.
Really I was happy getting paid in lulz…

Birthday Boy, bitches! 24 and shit now.

Birthday Boy, bitches! 24 and shit now.

phos:

taking pictures of polaroids cause i’m too lazy to get a scanner.